Because I swear I watch at least 12 hours of this show a week...I'm getting creative.
Take 3 shots when they're "super big problem" actually is a very simple issue. It's gonna be a long 25 minutes. Take 1 shot every time Princess Pea pulls some random crap out of nowhere because "a princess is always prepared". Take 1 shot every time you see Super Letters! Take a shot when Red loooves rhyming. She's a rhyming skank. Go ahead and take 3 or 4 shots when they completely massacre a classic fairy tale. It will help you cope with the loss of a childhood memory. Take another 3 shots when the Super Story Answer doesn't actually "solve" their problem. You just wasted 25 minutes of your life. This is just a clever little way to make kid shows less miserable. Have fun!
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Kari
8/15/2015 10:42:58 am
Yes! Omg!!! Those things drive me crazy! Haha! Although, you'd be pretty tipsy by the end I think :) but I guess that's the point lol!
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