Because I swear I watch at least 12 hours of this show a week...I'm getting creative.
Take 3 shots when they're "super big problem" actually is a very simple issue. It's gonna be a long 25 minutes.
Take 1 shot every time Princess Pea pulls some random crap out of nowhere because "a princess is always prepared".
Take 1 shot every time you see Super Letters!
Take a shot when Red loooves rhyming. She's a rhyming skank.
Go ahead and take 3 or 4 shots when they completely massacre a classic fairy tale. It will help you cope with the loss of a childhood memory.
Take another 3 shots when the Super Story Answer doesn't actually "solve" their problem. You just wasted 25 minutes of your life.
This is just a clever little way to make kid shows less miserable. Have fun!
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